THE SITUATION: Thanks to Liam, our favorite fictional royals are on their own for Christmas dinner. Hilarity and heartache ensue. Christmas Eve We open on Christmas Eve, with Eleanor writing a new love letter to Jasper. Since it’s almost Eleanor’s…
TV Review: The Royals (3×05) “Born to Set It Right”
THE SITUATION: With Robert’s return comes the question of transitioning power: will Cyrus abdicate in favor of the prodigal son? Based on past experience, I’m going to bet no. The Front of the Balcony Helena hopes that Cyrus is…
TV Review: The Royals (3×04) “Our (Late) Dear Brother’s Death”
THE SITUATION: Crown Prince Robert has officially returned. Now what? Prince Robert Returns Both Helena and Eleanor faint upon seeing Robert in the hallway. When they come around, all three of them hug on the couch, just in time to…
TV Review: The Royals (3×03) “Aye, There’s the Rub”
THE SITUATION: This week’s episode of The Royals is a filler episode about the twins and their (sort of) new paramours. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Brother’s Secret Girlfriend Through a series of flashbacks, we learn the history of Catherine,…
TV Review: The Royals (3×02) “Passing Through Nature to Eternity”
THE SITUATION: At the Electric Carnival, Eleanor and Liam talk out ways to have happy love lives in the midst of this royal mess. The State of the Twins Eleanor wakes up to a little girl named Sara Alice…
TV Review: The Royals (3×01) “Together with Remembrance of Ourselves”
THE SITUATION: The monarchy searches for stability after publicly exposing Ted Pryce, head of security and Ophelia’s father, as King Simon’s killer and resulting in his death. Cyrus is a Regular Bubble Boy In an attempt to right a wrong,…
TV React: The Royals (2×10) “The Serpent That Did Sting Thy Father’s Life”
THE SITUATION: With Domino breathing down their necks, the Royal family must work with Jasper and James to reveal to reveal Ted as Simon’s murderer to the rest of the country. Liam Makes a Choice Liam grabs Jasper’s gun out…