I’m not gonna lie, I enjoyed the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. Not in any sort of artistically satisfying way, but in the way you enjoy a Twinkie. A big, goofy, fatty piece of sugar that evaporated right away…
Film Canon: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Unlike other childhood favorites, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles don’t quite hold the same sway over my early nostalgia. They never really stuck with me over time like Star Wars or even Transformers despite my frequent devouring of their various…