It’s yearbook time over at John Quincy Adams Middle School! Didn’t they just start a new school year at the beginning of the season? Is it the end of the year already? Farkle is voted Most Likely to Be Farkle,…
TV Review: Girl Meets World (2×11) “Girl Meets Fish”
This week’s episode of Girl Meets World suffered at the hands of Disney Channel’s Whodunnit Weekend, in which all of their original programming falls in line with a chosen theme: this time, mysteries. This rarely does this show any favors,…
TV Review: Girl Meets World (2×10) “Girl Meets the New Teacher”
Mr. Garaboski survived Vietnam and Mrs. Garaboski, but he couldn’t survive teaching the kids at John Quincy Adams Middle School. Which is to say, he’s retired, not dead. Cory introduces the class to their new English teacher, Harper Burgiss, whose…
TV Review: Girl Meets World (2×09) “Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels Goes to Washington”
After Cory’s class is taken over by current events, Maya perfectly sums up my feelings on news media: “Stuff happened in some country, some team won a game, and it’s cold somewhere with a chance of I don’t care.” The…
TV Review: Girl Meets World (2×08) “Girl Meets Hurricane”
Topanga’s Café: after much chicken clucking from Riley and Maya, Shawn caves and gives Maya his idea of fatherly advice: she should dress better. She starts crying, but only because no one has ever cared enough to say something like…
TV Review: Girl Meets World (2×07) “Girl Meets Rules”
John Quincy Adams Middle School gets in touch with its inner Lord of the Flies in this week’s episode of Girl Meets World. When Cory runs late to school, his classroom turns to bedlam, resulting in a full-class detention. However,…
TV Review: “Girl Meets World” (2×06) “The Tell-Tale-Tot”
Girl Meets World has returned from its mini-hiatus (I will never understand why they did a week’s worth of new episodes only to take a two week break) to focus on a relationship we haven’t seen in awhile: Maya and…