[tps_title]BONUS Fun Convo [/tps_title]
Jon: There was such a sexually dense silence during the sex scenes, full of deep, heavy breathing.
Melissa: No, there was Beyoncé. LMAO.
Jon: I was laughing hysterically at some moments.
Gaby: “Haunted” was really mixed well into that one sex scene.
Melissa: Yessssssss!
Jon: Except when Beyoncé was on. Have to respect that.
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Melissa: The movie was very funny.
Gaby: I laughed at some stuff too. Like come on… I love Ana’s drunken scene too. Also, why did she have a flip phone? He gave her A CAR AND LAPTOP, but not a smartphone.
Melissa: That was one of my faves. The drunk scene is hilarious.
Jon: OMG, I have a question. In the book, does Grey have a specific pair of sex jeans?
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Gaby: Yeah, he does.
Melissa: He does?
Gaby: Yeah! A pair of ripped jeans.
Allyson: …sex jeans? That seems unsexy.
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Jon: Yeah, sex jeans. LOL.
Gaby: I remembered that because it made think of Abercrombie & Fitch, and I was like “Ew, why?”
Jon: Do they have a history? Like from his Robinson days?
Gaby: No. He just likes to wear those jeans when he’s the playroom.
Allyson: LOL.
Jon: I do like how it openly acknowledged its cheesy dialogue.
Melissa: Yes, it’s a little meta sometimes.
Jon: With puns about binding and tying.
Melissa: And its little innuendos.
Gaby: There is no way it would be as entertaining if they didn’t acknowledge it. LOL. Some of the shit E.L. James wrote is just way beyond bad.
Melissa: Yeah, too bad she was heavily involved with the movie.
Jon: I can’t even imagine what the sequel will be or why she would return to him. Also, they never showed her working, right?
Gaby: They never show him working. I don’t even know what he actually does.
Melissa: He’s in front of his laptop, or on his phone. LOL
Jon: Well, he’s taking business calls and has an office. Does she work for one of his companies? Or intern? Or something?
Gaby: I don’t know the kind of business he does. LOL.
Melissa: She works in the sequel. Some publishing house…
Gaby: She gets a job at a publisher, and then he buys the company.
Jon: …the fuck?
Allyson: Ew.
Melissa: Yeah, overbearing.
Gaby: To say the least.
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