[tps_header]Most squandered DOPENESS: TRUE DETECTIVE: Season 2[/tps_header]
True Detective’s first season featured the talents of Matthew McConaughey (dope), Woody Harrelson (unintentionally dope) and Cary Fukunaga (oh so dope), so the show was dope: it’s simple math. On the other hand, True Detective’s second season is a black hole to all things dope, a crushing vortex sucking in anything dope and flattening it into a bland miasma of wackness. During 2015, many series existed in the unholy spectrum of bad to terrible, but none of them began from atop such a high dopeness pedestal as True Detective. Squandering an unequivocally dope aura is an unforgivable act. The fine? Applying Skynet tactics and sending an Austrian-accented killing machine back in time to prevent HBO from birthing True Detective’s second season.
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