[tps_header]So DOPE you may drop off the grid: FALLOUT 4[/tps_header]
Anyone else notice that sometime around November 10, the people closest to them began phasing out of their life? Around that time family members stopped returning calls, friends no longer answered texts and more and more Tinder profiles started to read inactive. Blame Fallout 4. Bethesda’s latest installment in the Fallout franchise is video game nirvana. How do I put this into terms non-gamers can relate to? Think about your most hard-core Breaking Bad binge session, now imagine Netflix also shot laser beams mixed with heroin straight into your eyeballs while you watched. If great games are like pushers that know exactly how to tantalize our brains with constant hits of dopamine, then Fallout 4 is the love child of Pablo Escobar and Tony Montana. Since the game’s launch, studies have shown such a steep decline in productivity that we can expect the government to bring back Nancy Reagan PSAs, this time stating, “Just say no to Fallout 4!”
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