The technical aspects of Stonewall are as bland and middle-of-the-road as the films main character. The film’s pacing is discordant and bumpy, like traveling down an Indiana gravel road. The dullest moments get the longest screen time, while the climax of…
Jon’s Movie Review: ‘The Green Inferno’
This film is an armory of Chehkov’s gun devices. Everything that is mentioned or even briefly alluded to is likely to manifest itself in some way or form. Usually as a tool for murder or mutilation. Like the story, the…
Jon’s Movie Review: ‘Captive’
Captive has the unique ability to make itself into an immersive experience. You too will experience captivity for the 90+ minutes this movie is playing. There are unfortunate religious overtones in the publically accessible recovery programs like Alcoholics Anonymous and…
TV Review: Rosewood 1×01, “Pilot”
On some far off island in a fictional world or absurdist parallel universe, everything in Rosewood doesn’t come off as false. This Miami has a world renowned medical examiner that is better than any forensic analyst or detective in the city.…
TV Review: Blindspot 1×01, “Pilot”
I’ve admittedly had some very confusing mornings after having had a wild night. You wake up, not quite sure exactly where you are. I’ve been lucky enough to not have woken up inside of a large duffel bag with not…
TV Review: Minority Report 1×01, “Pilot”
We all remember the hit film starring Tom Cruise and directed by Steven Spielberg. It was based on the fascinating short story by legendary writer Philip K. Dick. As hard as you can, try to keep the memory of how…
Jon’s Movie Review: ‘Time Out of Mind’
We’re all guilty of it at some point or another. Walking down the street and we either pass, ignore or even go completely out of our way to avoid the person up ahead asking for money. Especially in major cities…
