The Apartment Matthews: Riley walks into the kitchen around midnight, pretending to sleepwalk so that she can eat cold pasta in front of her parents. When she asks what the Parents Matthews are up to, she discovers that Topanga is…
TV Review: Awkward. (5×03-5×04) “Jenna in Wonderland” and “Now You See Me, Now I Don’t”
“Jenna in Wonderland” Need a refresher? Check out past recaps here. “Put a flavored condom on your head, because your mind is about to get blown!” Tamara exclaims, using what is quite possibly the worst line to come out of…
Disney Channel Masterpiece Theater: ‘Brink!’
And now for another installment of… Disney Channel Masterpiece Theater! This week, we’re discussing the Erik Von Detten classic, BRINK! Brink! kicked off the golden age of Disney Channel Original Movies, paving the way for classic examples of made-for-TV cinema like…
TV Review: Girl Meets World (2×15) “Girl Meets I Am Farkle”
This week’s Girl Meets World was a little more serious, a little more educational, and a little unexpected. Cory’s Class: as Cory explains that human beings are made of atoms, the guidance counselor arrives to tell Farkle that he has…
TV Review: Awkward. (5×02) “Short Circuit Party”
Need a refresher? Check out past recaps here. The worst part about pranks is cleaning up, a lesson the gang is learning after last week’s foam party. Everyone is looking pretty grumpy, especially Matty and Jake. “I’m going to need…
TV Review: Scream (1×10) “Revelations”
The end of Scream’s debut season is upon us! MTV has been teasing the big reveal with its #WhoIsTheKiller hashtag and asking fans to throw out their best guesses for a week. The Killer reveal is one of the most…
Music News: Panic! at the Disco Releases “Death of a Bachelor”
Following the release of “Hallelujah,” Panic! at the Disco premiered another new song this afternoon. Leading singer/multi-instrumentalist Brendon Urie called in to Pete Wentz’s Beats 1 Apple Radio Show residency to premiere “Death of a Bachelor,” a song about not…
