School hallway: Riley and Maya notice that their classmates are being a tad bit dramatic today, with heaps of crying and breakup texting. A girl named Sage explains that it’s Breakup Monday–i.e., the Monday where everyone breaks up after their…
TV Review: Scream (2×05) “Dawn of the Dead”
What Protocol? After the horrific events of last week’s episode of Scream (i.e., Jake’s dead body being dropped at Brooke’s feet at the Lady of the Lake assembly), the Lakewood Police have locked down the school. In the auditorium, Maggie…
Album Review: Fitz and the Tantrums – “Fitz and the Tantrums”
As a child raised on the music of the ‘60s, I adore finding musicians that embrace the past in both sound and aesthetic. I was thrilled to find Fitz and the Tantrums a few years ago, a Los Angeles-based soul/indie-pop…
TV Review: Scream 2×04 “Happy Birthday to Me”
Gratuitous Creep Factor This week’s episode of Scream opens with Audrey burying the corkscrew that killed poor Crescent Palms Eddie, thus incriminating herself and obstructing justice. The next morning, she wakes up with a start and realizes her leg is…
TV Review: Girl Meets World (3×04) “Girl Meets Permanent Record”
This week’s episode of Girl Meets World kicked off with a role reversal for Riley and Maya. Their Spanish teacher doles out their first test grades, giving Maya an A and Riley a D. When the teacher insists that Riley…
TV Review: ‘Scream’ (2×03) “Vacancy”
Audrey, You’re Making This Worse When we last left Audrey, she had found Jake’s dead body in a storage locker. Yikes. This week’s episode kicks off right where we left off, with Audrey standing over Jake’s dead body and receiving…
TV Review: Girl Meets World (3×03) “Girl Meets Jexica”
The opening of this week’s Girl Meets World was too good not to transcribe. Riley: “Our profile on the Abigail Adams High School social network is who we are in high school, and it will follow us through college, and…
